Hey Vogue, Is that a WEDGIE??

I picked up the new Vogue Knitting while in the yarn store visiting my Knit Geek Buddy.  Annisa opened the box to show us the new issue and we immediately began flipping through the pages hungrily.

We encountered #16 from Rebecca Taylor and both of us actually screeched, "Ewwww!" I said, "She has a wedgie!!"

Why, Lord, WHY would the editor allow this? What was the designer thinking?  Does she have some childhood horror memory of her skirt stuck into her panties as she walked around school and no one told her that has been long buried into the deepest, darkest recesses of her brain? For God's sake girlfriend, go see a shrink! Projection, party of one, your table is ready.

The front of this cardigan like thingy isn't horrible; weirdly shaped with strange sleeves but the pattern is pretty cool. Why in hell she didn't make the back straight escapes me. It just has to go back to her repressed memory of her skirt all jacked up in her panties and it was probably in high school. It's her nightmare relived way of working out the trauma? Whatever it is, that thing will never look as if it's stuck up my butt. Over and out.