I have received messages from men on various websites and after checking out the photos (yes, I'm somewhat shallow. Sue me) and reading the profiles, I admit my interest being piqued.
Then, without fail, somewhere in the profile is a mention of sex. Or penis size. Something vaguely distasteful and hanky panky-esque.
WHY?
This morning I received a request for communication on eHarmony. I took a look at the profile and he seemed ok. Fun even. Then, dammit, under "The things I can't live without are:"
"icecream/lovemaking not nec. in that order"
It was the fourth or fifth thing but still. Why include it?
UGH!!!!
We all know you can't live without it. We all know you love it. Everyone does. There is no need to bring that shit up in your profile!
Another message I received:
"hi...you look interesting and would love to know more about you............xx"
Uhm, what am I, some kind of SPECIMEN? Grudgingly, I move to his profile because, hey, he could be a nice guy. Maybe he's just not good at breaking the ice.
*sigh*
Under "The most private thing I'm willing to admit", his response:
"I am well endowed down under.. "
OMG. I cannot take it. I just can't.
Where is the damned wine?
You're giving me flashbacks, here! LOL
ReplyDeleteditto...sometimes, I guess they are insecure about it. Typing it out makes them feel better!
ReplyDeleteGawd!, I am sooo glad I am not in the dating scene. I really feel I am one of the lucky ones! We had a bumpy start, but after 9 years, we are doing really well!
Hope you are able to find a good one soon!