Saturday, August 1, 2009

Hey, I was in a parade!!

... an unwilling participant in a "Hey-it's-Saturday-let's-not-even-get-up-to-the-speed-limit-'cos-we're-tapping-our-breaks-every-10-seconds-in-fear-we-may-actually-reach-15-mph!" weekend parade

Other paraders include, but in no way are limited to:

* The Sit & Wonder What A Green Light Means
* The OMG The Light Is Yellow Let's Slam Our Brakes
* The I Have No Where To Be So I'll Let Every Driver In Front Of Me So The People Behind Me Will Never GET WHERE THEY NEED TO BE
* The Cluster Around The Police Car And Travel 5 MPH
* Block The Intersection Even Though I knew There Was No Way In Hell I'd Make That Light


:annoyed:

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